Audio Engineer Problem Coffee Sarcasm Mouse Pad

Audio Engineer Problem Coffee Sarcasm Mouse Pad

  • $ 14.99


We all know those sayings: “Be part of the solution, not the problem,” “You only get out what you put in,” and “Shit in – Shit out.” But how often have you heard, “Don’t come at me with a problem, come at me with a problem and a freshly brewed cup of coffee, then you will get your solution. And the only by-product? A guaranteed torrent of sarcasm, that you can recycle and use for your next problem!” Whoever your employer is - whether it’s the Production Manager, Tour Manager, Promoter, even the guitar player’s girlfriend - they need to know how to get peak-efficiency out of you. What better way than with this design from PA of the Day?!

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, mug, gear bag, and a phone case! See all of our coffee related designs here.

In this day and age, your mouse is as important as your hands. It’s another limb you use to control everything: consoles, system software, your sword arm on that fantasy RPG game you have been playing for two days with no sleep… As clever as your mouse is, not every surface is conducive to a reliable translation from where you want to the cursor to go, to where it actually ends up on screen. Especially when you are in a real hurry, navigating the I/O patching in a panic because just as the MC started to say “Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome…” out of the PA, you also heard the monitor engineer mumble out of the shout speaker: “Ah, hey bro, look, so, what I have done, right, is like, shifted the lead vocal line down to channel 33, right, because I was thinking that, well, you remember the other day how we had that problem with…”. This is certainly not the time you want to be chasing your cursor around the screen like a bee in the car while you are driving, simply because that road-case you are using has a bulge and a crack in a really inconvenient spot. PA of the Day has the solution! These Polyester topped 9.25” by 7.75” ¼ inch thick mouse pads are perfect for not only saving your butt, but also showing off your favorite hilarious PA of the Day design! Check out all of our mouse pads.