Rules For The Band Crewneck Sweatshirt

  • $ 39.99


No need for legal mumbo jumbo or lengthy contracts, let them know your rules, the easy way, with these twelve fun reminders!

 1. If you suck, I make you suck louder.
 2. No, I don't have a 9v battery you can "borrow."
 3. Bring your own instrument cables.
 4. Don't hit the drums when I'm micing your kit.
 5. Don't move my mics.
 6. That's a lovely 4x12, now turn it down.
 7. I said kick drum not the whole band.
 8. Soundcheck is not a rehearsal.
 9. Don't drop, eat, cup, or swing the mic.
10. I don't care what famous band your friend mixes for.
11. Last song means last song.
12. Now you know the rules, get me a beer!

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, hoodie,  mouse pad, gear bag, and a sticker! See them all here.

Sweatshirts are perfect for all climates, and give you an air of class and maturity that you may well not deserve. Manufactured from high quality 9-ounce, 50/50 cotton fleece, these sweatshirts are woven from ‘Air-jet’ yarn for a soft and pill-resistant finish, with spandex arm seams, waistbands and collar. They are ‘true to fit’, so if it doesn’t fit, you can return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. Check out all of our sweatshirts here.