Every Machine Is A Smoke Machine If You Operate It Wrong Enough Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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"Dwayne, can you smell something burning?" "Yeah, it’s that amp rack over there. Don’t worry I fixed it." "What was wrong?" "Well, I decided it wasn’t loud enough, so I made it mono, then put all the amps in bridged mode, and then linked them all together...but the amp rack caught fire." "What the... How did you 'fix' it?" "I poured beer on it." "Oh for crying out... Where is all this grey confetti in the air coming from?" "It's from the speaker cones that disintegrated when I did that thing with the amprack." "Sheesh, I left you in charge for five minutes while I went to the toilet..." "Yeah. Don’t go out to FOH. It's not a safe zone." "Oh god, what have you..." "Well, I plugged my phone into the console's USB to charge, but it was taking too long, then I saw there was spare power outlet nearby so..."

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Long sleeve shirts are perfect for those air-conditioned indoor shows, and for hiding all those tattoos you got as a kid that you find embarrassing now. These high quality long sleeve shirts are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, and fit ‘true to size’. If it doesn’t fit, simply return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. See all of our long sleeve shirts here.