Gaff Tape Engineer Long Sleeve Shirt

The physicists are spending billions of dollars trying to figure out what holds the universe together: Is it dark matter or antimatter? But we in the entertainment business have known the answer for years… It’s Gaff tape! It’s holding the guitarists strap onto his guitar and his picks onto his mic stand, it’s covering the cracks in between the staging sheets, it’s holding the cables down so the artists don’t trip up on them, it’s stopping the overhead mics from falling over, it’s stopping the audience from hurting themselves on the punter barrier, and look, the monitor guy has even turned it into a fake moustache! Is there anything this magic roll of adhesive fabric cannot do? Well, you can’t use it as a stand-in for proper rigging, sure, but every universe has its rules of nature right?

This design is also available on a short sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, mug, mouse pad, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Long sleeve shirts are perfect for those air-conditioned indoor shows, and for hiding all those tattoos you got as a kid that you find embarrassing now. These high quality long sleeve shirts are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, and fit ‘true to size’. If it doesn’t fit, simply return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. See all of our long sleeve shirts here.