Gaff Tape Engineer Sweatshirt

The physicists are spending billions of dollars trying to figure out what holds the universe together: Is it dark matter or antimatter? But we in the entertainment business have known the answer for years… It’s Gaff tape! It’s holding the guitarists strap onto his guitar and his picks onto his mic stand, it’s covering the cracks in between the staging sheets, it’s holding the cables down so the artists don’t trip up on them, it’s stopping the overhead mics from falling over, it’s stopping the audience from hurting themselves on the punter barrier, and look, the monitor guy has even turned it into a fake moustache! Is there anything this magic roll of adhesive fabric cannot do? Well, you can’t use it as a stand-in for proper rigging, sure, but every universe has its rules of nature right?

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, hoodie, mug, mouse pad, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Sweatshirts are perfect for all climates, and give you an air of class and maturity that you may well not deserve. Manufactured from high quality 9-ounce, 50/50 cotton fleece, these sweatshirts are woven from ‘Air-jet’ yarn for a soft and pill-resistant finish, with spandex arm seams, waistbands and collar. They are ‘true to fit’, so if it doesn’t fit, you can return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. Check out all of our sweatshirts here.