Embrace the Bass Hat

  • $ 29.99


You are mixing your show. The music is thumping. The audience is jumping. There is a tap on your shoulder… It’s the local Noise Control Officer. What do you do? Well first, obviously, you take the SPL Meter that they don’t know how to use out of their hand, lift it to your ear as though it was a cell phone and say “Hello? Hello?” and then as you hand it back to them, you sneakily switch it from ‘C-Weighted Fast Response’ to ‘A-Weighted Slow Response’, then say “I think they hung up.” But what if that doesn’t work? Why you just point to this, reminding them to ‘Embrace The Bass’, and shrug your shoulders of course!

Embrace the Bass is also available on shirts, mugs, and more. See all Embrace the Bass merch.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
One size 20 ½-23 ½ 4 ½ 2 ⅞ 7 ⅛
  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm)
One size 52-59.7 11.5 7.4 18