Mono AF Long Sleeve Shirt

Get back to the basics! Return to nature! We evolved two ears to pinpoint the location of mono sources through the precedence effect (that binaural psychoacoustic ability to differentiate the difference in time between sound reaching each ear), not to hear the same threat from two separate sources. Where in nature does that ever happen? And besides, what's the point of sporting an original cassette walkman, carrying vinyl around and growing a foot long beard just so people think you are hip, if you are not going to go whole hog? Stereo is a social construction, an unnatural invention used purely to sell you two speakers instead of one. Come on sheeple! Go mono too!

This design is also available on a short sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, mug, mouse pad, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Long sleeve shirts are perfect for those air-conditioned indoor shows, and for hiding all those tattoos you got as a kid that you find embarrassing now. These high quality long sleeve shirts are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, and fit ‘true to size’. If it doesn’t fit, simply return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. See all of our long sleeve shirts here.