Mono AF Mouse Pad

Get back to the basics! Return to nature! We evolved two ears to pinpoint the location of mono sources through the precedence effect (that binaural psychoacoustic ability to differentiate the difference in time between sound reaching each ear), not to hear the same threat from two separate sources. Where in nature does that ever happen? And besides, what's the point of sporting an original cassette walkman, carrying vinyl around and growing a foot long beard just so people think you are hip, if you are not going to go whole hog? Stereo is a social construction, an unnatural invention used purely to sell you two speakers instead of one. Come on sheeple! Go mono too!

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, mug, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

In this day and age, your mouse is as important as your hands. It’s another limb you use to control everything: consoles, system software, your sword arm on that fantasy RPG game you have been playing for two days with no sleep… As clever as your mouse is, not every surface is conducive to a reliable translation from where you want to the cursor to go, to where it actually ends up on screen. Especially when you are in a real hurry, navigating the I/O patching in a panic because just as the MC started to say “Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome…” out of the PA, you also heard the monitor engineer mumble out of the shout speaker: “Ah, hey bro, look, so, what I have done, right, is like, shifted the lead vocal line down to channel 33, right, because I was thinking that, well, you remember the other day how we had that problem with…”. This is certainly not the time you want to be chasing your cursor around the screen like a bee in the car while you are driving, simply because that road-case you are using has a bulge and a crack in a really inconvenient spot. PA of the Day has the solution! These Polyester topped 9.25” by 7.75” ¼ inch thick mouse pads are perfect for not only saving your butt, but also showing off your favorite hilarious PA of the Day design! Check out all of our mouse pads.