Rules For the Band Unisex Tank Top

  • $ 23.99

No need for legal mumbo jumbo or lengthy contracts, let them know your rules, the easy way, with these twelve fun reminders!

 1. If you suck, I make you suck louder.
 2. No, I don't have a 9v battery you can "borrow."
 3. Bring your own instrument cables. 
 4. Don't hit the drums when I'm micing your kit.
 5. Don't move my mics.
 6. That's a lovely 4x12, now turn it down.
 7. I said kick drum not the whole band.
 8. Soundcheck is not a rehearsal.
 9. Don't drop, eat, cup, or swing the mic.
10. I don't care what famous band your friend mixes for. 
11. Last song means last song.
12. Now you know the rules, get me a beer!

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, sweatshirt, hoodie, mouse pad, gear bag, and a sticker! See them all here.

Tank tops are perfect for those sweltering beach gigs and showing off those bulging biceps you have been working so hard on. These high quality tank-top singlets are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, and fit ‘true to size’. If it doesn’t fit, simply return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. See all of our tank tops here.