If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old Sweatshirt

  • $ 39.99


The man leans over the FOH punter barrier towards you, cups his hands and yells at full volume: “Hey buddy! If it’s too loud, you’re too old! Turn it up so I can feel it! Turn it up! Why can’t you turn it up?!” You calmly respond: “Actually sir, this is a quiet outdoor family orchestra gig, and it looks like security heard you too, since they are walking this way. I’m going to let them answer that question…”

It’s not always appropriate for full noise, but sometimes, just sometimes, the audience really is expecting to feel it. How about you remind them who makes that happen!

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, hoodie, mug, mouse pad, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Sweatshirts are perfect for all climates, and give you an air of class and maturity that you may well not deserve. Manufactured from high quality 9-ounce, 50/50 cotton fleece, these sweatshirts are woven from ‘Air-jet’ yarn for a soft and pill-resistant finish, with spandex arm seams, waistbands and collar. They are ‘true to fit’, so if it doesn’t fit, you can return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. Check out all of our sweatshirts here.