Gaff Tape Engineer Hoodie

  • $ 44.99


The physicists are spending billions of dollars trying to figure out what holds the universe together: Is it dark matter or antimatter? But we in the entertainment business have known the answer for years… It’s Gaff tape! It’s holding the guitarists strap onto his guitar and his picks onto his mic stand, it’s covering the cracks in between the staging sheets, it’s holding the cables down so the artists don’t trip up on them, it’s stopping the overhead mics from falling over, it’s stopping the audience from hurting themselves on the punter barrier, and look, the monitor guy has even turned it into a fake moustache! Is there anything this magic roll of adhesive fabric cannot do? Well, you can’t use it as a stand-in for proper rigging, sure, but every universe has its rules of nature right?

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, mug, mouse pad, gear bag,  phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Hoodies have become universal attire the world over. They are great for those cool outdoor shows, and can keep your ears warm while hiding your face from that groupie you are avoiding. These hoodies are manufactured from 99-ounce, 50/50 cotton fleece, with ‘Air-jet’ yarn providing a smooth pill-resistant finish. The hoodie sports a waistband, rib-cuff sleeves, a front slouch pocket and a two-ply hoodie. They are ‘true to fit’, so if it doesn’t fit, you can return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. See all of our hoodies here.