If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old Hoodie

The man leans over the FOH punter barrier towards you, cups his hands and yells at full volume: “Hey buddy! If it’s too loud, you’re too old! Turn it up so I can feel it! Turn it up! Why can’t you turn it up?!” You calmly respond: “Actually sir, this is a quiet outdoor family orchestra gig, and it looks like security heard you too, since they are walking this way. I’m going to let them answer that question…”

It’s not always appropriate for full noise, but sometimes, just sometimes, the audience really is expecting to feel it. How about you remind them who makes that happen!

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, mug, mouse pad, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Hoodies have become universal attire the world over. They are great for those cool outdoor shows, and can keep your ears warm while hiding your face from that groupie you are avoiding. These hoodies are manufactured from 99-ounce, 50/50 cotton fleece, with ‘Air-jet’ yarn providing a smooth pill-resistant finish. The hoodie sports a waistband, rib-cuff sleeves, a front slouch pocket and a two-ply hoodie. They are ‘true to fit’, so if it doesn’t fit, you can return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. See all of our hoodies here.