Mono AF Hoodie

  • $ 44.99


Get back to the basics! Return to nature! We evolved two ears to pinpoint the location of mono sources through the precedence effect (that binaural psychoacoustic ability to differentiate the difference in time between sound reaching each ear), not to hear the same threat from two separate sources. Where in nature does that ever happen? And besides, what's the point of sporting an original cassette walkman, carrying vinyl around and growing a foot long beard just so people think you are hip, if you are not going to go whole hog? Stereo is a social construction, an unnatural invention used purely to sell you two speakers instead of one. Come on sheeple! Go mono too!

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, mug, mouse pad, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Hoodies have become universal attire the world over. They are great for those cool outdoor shows, and can keep your ears warm while hiding your face from that groupie you are avoiding. These hoodies are manufactured from 99-ounce, 50/50 cotton fleece, with ‘Air-jet’ yarn providing a smooth pill-resistant finish. The hoodie sports a waistband, rib-cuff sleeves, a front slouch pocket and a two-ply hoodie. They are ‘true to fit’, so if it doesn’t fit, you can return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. See all of our hoodies here.