2 Danleys Mouse Pad
At the Battle of Muret, 1213 AD, only 1600 French Crusaders met a force of 30,000 heretical Aragonese. And won. That is what happens every time the Danely Sound Labs truck turns up to the gig. That's right, just one truck, with enough space left over to bring Pinball machines to entertain the loaders who don't have anything to do anymore. So the next time the Production Manager calls and says, "We have to work out how much PA we need for this gig." You can just say, "Two Danelys will do it." "But I haven’t told you where the gig is yet..." "No matter. Two Danelys is the only answer you will ever need!"
In this day and age, your mouse is as important as your hands. It’s another limb you use to control everything: consoles, system software, your sword arm on that fantasy RPG game you have been playing for two days with no sleep… As clever as your mouse is, not every surface is conducive to a reliable translation from where you want to the cursor to go, to where it actually ends up on screen. Especially when you are in a real hurry, navigating the I/O patching in a panic because just as the MC started to say “Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome…” out of the PA, you also heard the monitor engineer mumble out of the shout speaker: “Ah, hey bro, look, so, what I have done, right, is like, shifted the lead vocal line down to channel 33, right, because I was thinking that, well, you remember the other day how we had that problem with…”. This is certainly not the time you want to be chasing your cursor around the screen like a bee in the car while you are driving, simply because that road-case you are using has a bulge and a crack in a really inconvenient spot. PA of the Day has the solution! These Polyester topped 9.25” by 7.75” ¼ inch thick mouse pads are perfect for not only saving your butt, but also showing off your favorite hilarious PA of the Day design! Check out all of our mouse pads.
This design was created for PA of the Day by by Ryan J Gill. See his other work at The Other Ass - Humor for Musicians.
This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, mug, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.