Every Machine Is A Smoke Machine If You Operate It Wrong Enough Coffee Mug

  • $ 19.99


"Dwayne, can you smell something burning?" "Yeah, it’s that amp rack over there. Don’t worry I fixed it." "What was wrong?" "Well, I decided it wasn’t loud enough, so I made it mono, then put all the amps in bridged mode, and then linked them all together...but the amp rack caught fire." "What the... How did you 'fix' it?" "I poured beer on it." "Oh for crying out... Where is all this grey confetti in the air coming from?" "It's from the speaker cones that disintegrated when I did that thing with the amprack." "Sheesh, I left you in charge for five minutes while I went to the toilet..." "Yeah. Don’t go out to FOH. It's not a safe zone." "Oh god, what have you..." "Well, I plugged my phone into the console's USB to charge, but it was taking too long, then I saw there was spare power outlet nearby so..."

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There is nothing better than cradling a hot mug of coffee or tea between both hands on a cold winter's morning… Well, okay, there are lots of better things than that, but is there anything better than doing it with one of PA of the Day’s hilarious designs printed on it? Perhaps you need to spread a certain sentiment amongst your tour bus comrades? Perhaps you need a motivational pick-me-up first thing in the morning? Maybe you want to grease up the boss with a fresh cup of coffee, or chill them out with a nice cup of tea? These high quality 11oz, 3.75” diameter ceramic mugs are a perfect canvas for your message. Check out all of our mugs here.