Every Machine Is A Smoke Machine If You Operate It Wrong Enough Gear Bag

  • $ 19.99


"Dwayne, can you smell something burning?" "Yeah, it’s that amp rack over there. Don’t worry I fixed it." "What was wrong?" "Well, I decided it wasn’t loud enough, so I made it mono, then put all the amps in bridged mode, and then linked them all together...but the amp rack caught fire." "What the... How did you 'fix' it?" "I poured beer on it." "Oh for crying out... Where is all this grey confetti in the air coming from?" "It's from the speaker cones that disintegrated when I did that thing with the amprack." "Sheesh, I left you in charge for five minutes while I went to the toilet..." "Yeah. Don’t go out to FOH. It's not a safe zone." "Oh god, what have you..." "Well, I plugged my phone into the console's USB to charge, but it was taking too long, then I saw there was spare power outlet nearby so..."

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, mug, mouse pad, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Car keys, wallet, smartphone, battery pack, charge cable, Maglite, multi-tool, that weird little plastic penguin on a string that caught your eye at the gas station your tour bus stopped at the other day… What on earth can we do will all this stuff? PA of the Day has the perfect solution! The Gear Bag. These high quality bags come in large (12” x 8”) or small (8” x 5”) sizes, and have a strong canvas like exterior, with a soft 50/50 poly-cotton interior lining. You don’t need to worry about having your shit together, when you have your stuff together! See all of our gear bags here.