Every Machine Is A Smoke Machine If You Operate It Wrong Enough Mouse Pad
"Dwayne, can you smell something burning?" "Yeah, it’s that amp rack over there. Don’t worry I fixed it." "What was wrong?" "Well, I decided it wasn’t loud enough, so I made it mono, then put all the amps in bridged mode, and then linked them all together...but the amp rack caught fire." "What the... How did you 'fix' it?" "I poured beer on it." "Oh for crying out... Where is all this grey confetti in the air coming from?" "It's from the speaker cones that disintegrated when I did that thing with the amprack." "Sheesh, I left you in charge for five minutes while I went to the toilet..." "Yeah. Don’t go out to FOH. It's not a safe zone." "Oh god, what have you..." "Well, I plugged my phone into the console's USB to charge, but it was taking too long, then I saw there was spare power outlet nearby so..."
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In this day and age, your mouse is as important as your hands. It’s another limb you use to control everything: consoles, system software, your sword arm on that fantasy RPG game you have been playing for two days with no sleep… As clever as your mouse is, not every surface is conducive to a reliable translation from where you want to the cursor to go, to where it actually ends up on screen. Especially when you are in a real hurry, navigating the I/O patching in a panic because just as the MC started to say “Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome…” out of the PA, you also heard the monitor engineer mumble out of the shout speaker: “Ah, hey bro, look, so, what I have done, right, is like, shifted the lead vocal line down to channel 33, right, because I was thinking that, well, you remember the other day how we had that problem with…”. This is certainly not the time you want to be chasing your cursor around the screen like a bee in the car while you are driving, simply because that road-case you are using has a bulge and a crack in a really inconvenient spot. PA of the Day has the solution! These Polyester topped 9.25” by 7.75” ¼ inch thick mouse pads are perfect for not only saving your butt, but also showing off your favorite hilarious PA of the Day design! Check out all of our mouse pads.