Every Machine Is A Smoke Machine If You Operate It Wrong Enough Sticker

Every Machine Is A Smoke Machine If You Operate It Wrong Enough Sticker

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"Dwayne, can you smell something burning?" "Yeah, it’s that amp rack over there. Don’t worry I fixed it." "What was wrong?" "Well, I decided it wasn’t loud enough, so I made it mono, then put all the amps in bridged mode, and then linked them all together...but the amp rack caught fire." "What the... How did you 'fix' it?" "I poured beer on it." "Oh for crying out... Where is all this grey confetti in the air coming from?" "It's from the speaker cones that disintegrated when I did that thing with the amprack." "Sheesh, I left you in charge for five minutes while I went to the toilet..." "Yeah. Don’t go out to FOH. It's not a safe zone." "Oh god, what have you..." "Well, I plugged my phone into the console's USB to charge, but it was taking too long, then I saw there was spare power outlet nearby so..."

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Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to put your favorite stickers all over everything? Your bed, your school books, your dad’s car, your dad - any surface was the perfect surface for a sticker. Well isn’t it a shame you have passed the legal age for covering everything with stickers . . . Wait! That law never happened! We are not living in an Orwellian dystopia just yet. PA of the Day’s hilarious messages and logos can be printed on high quality die-cut vinyl stickers, and you can stick them anywhere: laptops, road cases, band room walls, guitar cases, cars, tour bus windows (not the driver’s though...Sheesh!). The list is endless. These stickers are 3” x 4” or slightly smaller, depending on the design. Reconnect with the young ‘you’ that lived in simpler times. And if you are fortunate enough to still have a dad around, snoring in his favorite chair, you know what to do with that shiny, oh so inviting forehead! See all of our stickers here.