Future Monitor Engineer Kids Onesie and Tees

  • $ 24.99

Your adorable little child is leaning against the wall at side-of-stage, chewing on a microphone cable like a farmer chews a blade of grass. The band’s lead singer comes up. "Hi, little one!" he says, his tight leathers creaking and his hair falling across his mirrored aviator sunglasses as he leans down to talk. "Do you think you would like to be a Monitor Engineer one day, like your Mummy?" The kid spits out the cable and looks the lead singer straight in the eye. "Hell, no. I would rather go to boot camp." The lead singer is taken aback. "Boot camp? Why?" "Because at boot-camp I will only be yelled at by one person at a time!" You shake your head slowly. 'You have much to learn young Padawan,' you think to yourself. 'Not ready, are you.’

Select bodysuit, toddler, or infant Tee.

Bodysuit (onesie) sizes are 6M, 12M, 18M, or 24M 
Infant tee sizes are 6M, 12M, 18M, or 24M 
Toddler tee sizes are 2T, 3T, 4T, 4/5

All colors are not available in all styles.

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