High Pass Everything Long Sleeve Shirt

  • $ 28.99

It’s our little secret isn’t it? Comrades will wink at you knowingly when they see it, but others will just think you are sporting a beautiful and cryptic looking design. The guitar player might come up to you, remark on your nice design, and then say, “Hey man, what did you think of that beautiful low end I had coming out of my guitar last night? Great wasn’t it? You know the harmonic of my E string is 80hz right? Yeah man, I bet you could really feel it out front where you were. Man, that must have been awesome.” You just nod politely. “Sure thing, Hank. Sure thing.”

It’s our little secret! Do you really think it’s a good idea to explain to Hank about fundamental-masking and how the low end on his guitar interferes with the fundamental of the bass, which is playing the same part as him and is actually supposed to be making that sound? Or how the low end notes on stage leak through microphones that are all different distances from each other and therefore interact with each other unpredictably, messing with your phase coherence, so you high-pass the crap out of everything apart from the bass drum, the floor tom, the bass guitar, and the sampler? Just smile and nod at Hank. Smile and nod. But remember…They can never be allowed to know the truth!

This design is also available on a short sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, mug, mouse pad, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Long sleeve shirts are perfect for those air-conditioned indoor shows, and for hiding all those tattoos you got as a kid that you find embarrassing now. These high quality long sleeve shirts are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, and fit ‘true to size’. If it doesn’t fit, simply return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. See all of our long sleeve shirts here.