If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old Long Sleeve Shirt

  • $ 28.99


The man leans over the FOH punter barrier towards you, cups his hands and yells at full volume: “Hey buddy! If it’s too loud, you’re too old! Turn it up so I can feel it! Turn it up! Why can’t you turn it up?!” You calmly respond: “Actually sir, this is a quiet outdoor family orchestra gig, and it looks like security heard you too, since they are walking this way. I’m going to let them answer that question…”

It’s not always appropriate for full noise, but sometimes, just sometimes, the audience really is expecting to feel it. How about you remind them who makes that happen!

This design is also available on a short sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, mug, mouse pad, gear bag, phone case, and a sticker! See them all here.

Long sleeve shirts are perfect for those air-conditioned indoor shows, and for hiding all those tattoos you got as a kid that you find embarrassing now. These high quality long sleeve shirts are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, and fit ‘true to size’. If it doesn’t fit, simply return it as part of our size-fit-guarantee. See all of our long sleeve shirts here.