If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old Sticker

If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old Sticker

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The man leans over the FOH punter barrier towards you, cups his hands and yells at full volume: “Hey buddy! If it’s too loud, you’re too old! Turn it up so I can feel it! Turn it up! Why can’t you turn it up?!” You calmly respond: “Actually sir, this is a quiet outdoor family orchestra gig, and it looks like security heard you too, since they are walking this way. I’m going to let them answer that question…”

It’s not always appropriate for full noise, but sometimes, just sometimes, the audience really is expecting to feel it. How about you remind them who makes that happen!

This design is also available on a short or long sleeve tee, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, mug, mouse pad, gear bag, and a phone case! See them all here.

Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to put your favorite stickers all over everything? Your bed, your school books, your dad’s car, your dad - any surface was the perfect surface for a sticker. Well isn’t it a shame you have passed the legal age for covering everything with stickers . . . Wait! That law never happened! We are not living in an Orwellian dystopia just yet. PA of the Day’s hilarious messages and logos can be printed on high quality die-cut vinyl stickers, and you can stick them anywhere: laptops, road cases, band room walls, guitar cases, cars, tour bus windows (not the driver’s though...Sheesh!). The list is endless. These stickers are 3” x 4” or slightly smaller, depending on the design. Reconnect with the young ‘you’ that lived in simpler times. And if you are fortunate enough to still have a dad around, snoring in his favorite chair, you know what to do with that shiny, oh so inviting forehead! See all of our stickers here.